Dem's Thesis "Not a Big Deal"
Posted on 9/26/2009 by Jeremy Aldrich
RICHMOND - Rob McDongle's campaign announced this morning that they have uncovered a 25 year old document written by Craw Doods when he was a law student at Wake Forest University, but are choosing not to make a big deal out of it.
"This thesis describes some pretty radical views on abortion, taxes, gay rights, public education, and welfare," says McDongle spokesman Nip Tucker. "But I think we can safely assume that he's moderated his views on these topics and they would in no way influence his decisions as governor."
Tucker says using the thesis would be unfair, deceptive, and dishonest. He added that Doods was only 26 when he wrote the thesis, entitled "The Democratic Party's Vision for the Family."
"We read over it, and he's only tried to legislate a few of the things he talks about in there, so we just don't think it's relevant to this year's race," Tucker says.
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