Russians Demand Equal Discrimination
HARRISONBURG - A coalition of local Russian-speaking immigrants demonstrated on Court Square today, demanding they be treated just as poorly as other immigrant groups in the city.
"Ve just feel overlooked by the people here," says protest organizer Andrei Chaparov. "Venever people complain about local 'invaders', they alvays talk about the Hispanics and sometimes the Muslims. Never us. It's not fair."
Chaparov says that local Russian-speaking immigrants have done everything they're supposed to do to draw attention to their non-American-ness, like speaking loudly in their native language while out shopping, segregating into their own churches and social groups, and keeping most of their traditions and family structures from their native lands. Yet, he says, no one hassles them in letters to the editor or glares at them in public places.
"Look, ve even have the same percentage of people who get arrested, but because the other groups outnumber us our efforts get ignored," Chaparov says. "Maybe ve do have lily white skin, but ve are aliens to this country too!"

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2 Response to "Russians Demand Equal Discrimination"
I hear they are planning to put pirated copies of "Red Dawn" in all the mailboxes in Harrisonburg so that we can be reminded of the possibilities for the future. The mixture of Cubans and Russians should evoke fear, anger, and prejudice and perhaps spill over on to them.
As a member of Russian community, I am mad... So many of my peers are idiots, drunkards, drug addicts ans dealers. Yet, every time I let someone know that I am Russian, the person responds with "I've known such and such... nice person, just like the rest of you"
Enough!!! I want to be called a racial slur! I want to belong with the rest of the minorities! I want to be mistreated, and be guilty by association with the rest of the slackers and idiots I know (ignore that i'm a model citizen of the community for the sake of the argument), I demand injustice!
-Dmitriy Nikolayevich Kovalenko
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