Agencies Agree: We Have Enough
Posted on 8/18/2008 by Jeremy Aldrich
HARRISONBURG - Representatives of all the major city agencies called a press conference today to say they are fully funded.
"We just want to thank the public for their financial support, and appeal to City Council not to increase any of our budgets next year," said Harrisonburg Transportation Department spokesperson Chad Herrington. "We have plenty of funding to meet all of our needs."
School and police officials nodded in hearty agreement.
Officials from the agencies also unveiled a giant "Thank You" card in marble addressed to "John Q. Public", which will be installed on Court Square later this week.
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