CROZET -- Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Clinton this morning rushed to a stretch of I-64 between Waynesboro and Charlottesville after reports of sniper fire along the often foggy stretch of highway.
"This will be a good opportunity for the senator to recover some street cred after the Bosnia thing," said campaign strategist Mark Penn.
Clinton had repeatedly described coming into Bosnia under sniper fire and having to run across a runway with her head down. Footage from the scene, however, showed a heads-up stroll and a photo opp with cute kids.
"We're not letting any cute kids into Cruise-ay," said Penn, reading from a crumpled map.
Clinton was seen at a staging area at the Waynesboro Sheetz this morning, donning a flak jacket and helmet as Secret Service agents prepared to drive her across Afton Mountain in an armored limousine.
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Thursday, March 27, 2008
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2 comments:
I don't care who you are....
that there was funny.
I am agas that no cedit was given to the Clinton Clan for the arrests of these 2 clowns. Surely this will help her get elected in gun-happy West Virginia !
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